don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special.
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magifinale:
owwfeels:
threepac:
don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special.
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jamespotterstrutted:
a-peculiar-mademoiselle:
the-shadow-projekt:
sometimes I forget that my outernet friends may not understand things from tumblr
like the fact that we call them outernet friends
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sometimes I forget that my outernet friends may not understand things from tumblr
like the fact that we call them outernet friends
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Mom: What are you doing for valentine's day Cal?
Me: ...uh..porn..obviously.
Mom: I know that, but what do you WANT?
Me: ...............Porn..
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meladoodle:
rodneykong:
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
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if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
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