magifinale: owwfeels: threepac: don’t just hold your horses; caress your horses. make them feel special.
lampghost: WARNING This is the VERY pornographic...
jamespotterstrutted: a-peculiar-mademoiselle: the-shadow-projekt: sometimes I forget that my outernet friends may not understand things from tumblr like the fact that we call them outernet friends
Mom: What are you doing for valentine's day Cal?
Mom: I know that, but what do you WANT?
meladoodle: rodneykong: if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
oh. that's.. uh..woah. -hyperventilates-
vriksaserket: if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
MY SISTER TOLD ME THAT IF SHE DRAWS ENOUGH...
askblackest-pitch: naughtylist-jack: askblackest-pitch: naughtylist-jack: askblackest-pitch: NJ. I AM ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NOT OK. OH MY GOD THAT IS NOT OKAY AT ALL THIS IS PROOF THAT OUR SHIP NEEDS TO RISE FROM THE DEPTH OF CARNAGE THAT IS THE SEA. FUCKING CRYING AGAIN WHY DID WE EVEN FIGHT. LOOK WHAT WE’VE DONE. OMG. LETS JUST KISS AND MAKEUP OK? OK.
dudewheresmycat: beekwhy: jujunghe: of-romano-and-spain: two-spooky-across: Dear Hetalia Fandom, You guys are pretty cool. Aw thank you~ You guys are pretty cool too! just kiss already I ship it. and this is how the fandoms kissed and made up
crypticrose: c-aramelize: bur-gund-y: c-aramelize: living-afairytale: c-aramelize: so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok. i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO” I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins looks like someone’s a HO NaBrO
a-n-a-l-del-rey: 666thpokemon: Remember when Beyonce invented waterbending When will your fave.